It’s not easy putting yourself out there. Sharing your art with the world comes at a cost. The burden of the crowds’ stare, the hot stage lights, the spaghetti legs, all of it makes you feel like a clown doesn’t it Cheap 52 gets you…literally.

Is it normal for a platinum record artist to be reborn as a four-eyed swamp creature? The Melanie Martinez Portals era poses a serious question for the world of creative media: where do we draw the line between costume and fashion?

“She’s so cute

But not a big enough Chest

She’s great in bed

But annoying when she texts

I thought she was a cool girl

But her attention makes me itch

I guess she’s really just a crazy bitch”